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SmartStone™ 2026

SmartStone™ 2026

Regular price €1.462,79 EUR
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Original Painting by Joen Rude

Acrylic on Canvas — 30 × 40 cm

Price: €1,462.79

(Priced the same as a new iPhone 17 Pro Max 256GB — a symbol of modern illusion.)

Artist’s Description

“SmartStone™” is a satirical painting set in a not-so-distant future — where even death has been swallowed by consumer culture.

In this world, cemeteries have become corporate theme parks. Gravestones are now SmartStones™ — luxury coffins equipped with flat screens, vending machines, and algorithm-powered AI so real you can still “talk” to your loved ones.

This SmartStone belongs to Paul. He died in a scuba diving accident when his Apple Watch distracted him with a viral TikTok notification. He came up too fast.

Paul had everything: money, followers, status, luxury. His SmartStone reflects the life he lived — a widescreen memorial streaming highlights, his favorite sneakers, champagne on tap, a Rolex, and even his girlfriend’s Louis bag. His digital afterlife? Curated, interactive, and monetized.

The company behind it all? EverRest™ — a tech giant spun out of NVIDIA, which in this world has become the most powerful country on Earth.

But under the humor lies a serious critique:

How far will capitalism go before we realize it’s taken everything — even death — and turned it into another subscription model?

“SmartStone™” questions the illusion of modern success, our obsession with comfort, and the absurdity of eternal branding.

Artwork Details

  • Acrylic on cotton canvas

  • 30 × 40 cm

  • Painted in Denmark, 2026

  • Signed on the back

  • Includes Certificate of Authenticity

  • Unframed

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