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SmartStone™ 2026
SmartStone™ 2026
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Original Painting by Joen Rude
Acrylic on Canvas — 30 × 40 cm
Price: €1,462.79
(Priced the same as a new iPhone 17 Pro Max 256GB — a symbol of modern illusion.)
Artist’s Description
“SmartStone™” is a satirical painting set in a not-so-distant future — where even death has been swallowed by consumer culture.
In this world, cemeteries have become corporate theme parks. Gravestones are now SmartStones™ — luxury coffins equipped with flat screens, vending machines, and algorithm-powered AI so real you can still “talk” to your loved ones.
This SmartStone belongs to Paul. He died in a scuba diving accident when his Apple Watch distracted him with a viral TikTok notification. He came up too fast.
Paul had everything: money, followers, status, luxury. His SmartStone reflects the life he lived — a widescreen memorial streaming highlights, his favorite sneakers, champagne on tap, a Rolex, and even his girlfriend’s Louis bag. His digital afterlife? Curated, interactive, and monetized.
The company behind it all? EverRest™ — a tech giant spun out of NVIDIA, which in this world has become the most powerful country on Earth.
But under the humor lies a serious critique:
How far will capitalism go before we realize it’s taken everything — even death — and turned it into another subscription model?
“SmartStone™” questions the illusion of modern success, our obsession with comfort, and the absurdity of eternal branding.
Artwork Details
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Acrylic on cotton canvas
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30 × 40 cm
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Painted in Denmark, 2026
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Signed on the back
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Includes Certificate of Authenticity
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Unframed
Shipping
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Ships as is in protective case and bubble foil.
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Worldwide shipping
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Buyer pays shipping
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Shipping quote provided after purchase
